“DAAAAAAAAAD!!!”

“What?”

‘”There’s a monster in my room!”

“Sweetie come on how many times do we need to do this?”

“No there is I swear!”

“Sweetheart please go back to sleep.”

“I can’t the monster will get me.”

“Sweetheart there is nothing in here I promise. There’s nothing in your closet. See? Or out your window. See? Or under your bed. See? What the…”

“Dad help me, there’s someone on top of my bed.”